!Thursday, July 13, 2006
Did you know?
Somewhere out there in this solar system, beyond the moon and the stars, and the atmosphere, stratosphere, whateversphere there exists this place, or sphere, called the...
NAT-O-SPHERE.
The natosphere is purple in colour, and smileyface shaped. And it's enveloped by a cloud of not-so-poisonous-but-rather-aromatherapic-gases-that-emit-pink-and-purple-fumes so no one has ever realised it, not even on a telescope.
Because of it's no-gravity state, you can bounce around, fly around, or do whatever acrobatics you want, and even play air soccer. And you can do those cool things astronauts do in space, line all the floating jellybeans up and in one gravity-defying swoop eat them all up.

And the best part is, because there is no gravity, there's no such thing as physics. That means, hooray, no physics tests.
But unfortunately the only way you can reach natosphere is to land there accidentally in a spaceship.
So that means, chances are, unless one of us in 2T suddenly becomes a gifted NASA astronaut, and America builds a spaceship overnight, we will still have to sit for the Physics test tomorrow.
Damn.
Try finding another way out.
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